I'm not 100% sure if Model Mayhem is a site for professional models to publish their portfolio, or a place where people who got kicked off Adult Friend Finder go to find dates. I think it's a strange mix of both. One person's profile will feature professional photos and an actual print portfolio, while another will include nothing but a bunch of semi-nude selfies taken in the Graham's bathroom.
I know all this because I thought it would be fun to profile a random girl from Model Mayhem for this week's Hot Girl Friday. So, earlier this morning I went by the site and performed the following search. I figured I'd sort it by "Last Activity" and simply profile the first girl to show up on the list.
Yeah, let's just say that idea didn't work out the way I planned. I couldn't tell if the first woman was a model or somebody you'd see giving Nolan Clay a lap dance at Red Night Lights. This is supposed to be "Hot Girl Friday," not "Girls Who Know The Video Vigilante Sad Day." The second result was a 17-year-old model from Edmond. I'll pass on that. The last thing I need is Chris Hansen greeting me in my own kitchen.
The third result? Well, considering it's 1pm on Friday, I guess it will work. She's hot in a "girl you'd probably see handing out packs of Camels and asking you to take brief survey at Club Candy in Bricktown on a Saturday night" type of way. Actually, do cigarette companies still do that? I haven't been to a club in a while.
Anyway, her name is Amber and she's our totally local, let's be nice to her, Hot Girl Friday. Here are some pics:
I think the magic ring on her right hand gives her specials powers or checks her blood sugar. I'm not sure which one.
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This is a nice casual photo. It's bet she's looking a hummingbirds, butterflies or Aaron Tuttle doing push ups.
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Oddly enough, I think she's looking at Aaron Tuttle in that pic, too.
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Anyone else noticing a theme here? I think it involves Amber sitting down and looking to her right.
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Well, there goes that theme of "sit down and gaze into the distance" photos. She looks like she's asking for extra points at trivia night.
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Imagine that, she's staring to her right.
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Question: If a bracelet nearly touches an elbow, is it still a bracelet.
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What do you think? Lake Hefner or Lake Overholser? I vote Overholser.
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Anyway, that's if for Hot Girl Friday. If you have any suggestions, shoot us an email.
