Dammit, Justin Bieber, Stay The Hell Away From Kevin DurantAccording to Justin Bieber's Instagram account, which is usually a repository for the pop singer's embarrassing and fraudulent basketball "highlights," Biebs recently grabbed a quick brunch with Kevin Durant. Fuck you, Justin Bieber.Look man, you already have plenty of famous athlete buddies, but we don't care when you hang out with them because those guys were exceedingly punchable before they met you. We don't want to feel like punching Kevin Durant. We like Kevin Durant. Don't fuck this up for us!
Anyway, the person who has to be getting the biggest laugh out of this is Russell Westbrook. While Durantula and the Biebs were trying to figure out what to do at the do-it-yourself Bloody Mary bar, Russ was giving Megan Fox the vapors.
From Megan Fox' Facebook Page:
I know we're in 2014, but when you get the hottest girl on the planet from 2007 to "giggle like an idiot" when she's around you, you're obviously doing something right. Or wearing an awful shirt. Now if he can only stop jacking up those transition threes...