T.W. Shannon got his ass handed to him by James Lankford on Friday. Ginger Skeletor won the race by a decisive and somewhat insulting 22.8% margin. It was the biggest ass whipping James Lankford has delivered since that time he stumbled across a science textbook at the Falls Creek Church Camp.
The results were a surprise to many analysts and insiders. Most were expecting a runoff and two more months of ridiculous negative campaign ads trying to paint two ultra-right wingers as Obama liberals. Sooner Poll even released numbers on Monday reporting that Lankford had a 43% to 35% lead, which, once again, reminds us to never take any Sooner Poll too seriously.