Miss Enid, Alexandra Eppler, was crowned Real Miss Oklahoma on Saturday night. Yep, Miss Enid. I bet her talent was threshing wheat.
Via NewsOK.com:
Alexandra Eppler, competing as Miss Enid, won the Miss Oklahoma title Saturday night at Oral Roberts University’s Mabee Center.
Eppler, of Enid, is a graduate of the University of Oklahoma with a bachelor of science degree.
For the talent competition, Eppler did an interpretive dance to “Wonderland.”
“I kind of feel like I'm floating right now,” she said. “I actually had two people just pinch me because I didn’t think this was real life — I'm elated.
So, I just had to google both interpretive dance and the song Wonderland. On a positive note, it's not the John Mayer "Your Body Is A Wonderland." On a negative note, guess which state's not going to win Miss America this year.
Anyway, Alexandra's platform for the pageant was over-the-top persistence. When I searched for pictures of Alexandra for the obligatory Miss Oklahoma after the jump photo dump, I learned she's some sort of pageant Sellsword. She's been Miss Something of Whatever since you were probably 20 pounds lighter. For example, here's a pic of Alexandra as 2009 Miss Oak Cliff. I guess that's some suburb of Dallas or something: