The other day, we received this email from an Ogle Mole. It had to do with Moore's second-most popular adult film star Bibi Jones.
I'm not sure if you guys have seen this or not, but you're Ogle Madness 8 seed Bibi Jones is pregnant. She's going to pop any day now. That's awful, because I'm a big fan of her movies.I also noticed she links to an Amazon wishlist on her Twitter. The list may be old and the items are kind of random, but should we all pitch in and buy her a present?Big fan,Royce Young
Okay, Royce didn't write us that email, Royce's Wife. I made it up because I'm ashamed that:
A) We've failed to mention that Bibi Jones is expecting a son here in a month or so.
As Fake Royce mentioned, maybe we really should pitch in and get her present. It could be our little way of paying her back for all the traffic and joy she's sent to us over the years. For some reason – maybe because 80% of internet visits have to do with porn – our story that broke her first retirement was one of the most popular TLO posts in 2012. In fact, the video of Bibi we uploaded to YouTube has received over 600,000 views.
Anyway, here are the seven items on her wishlist that are still available for purchase:
Question: Why would someone carry around dirty diapers in a bag? Wouldn't you just throw them away?
I think that's the same set Kelly Ogle uses to curl his hair.
I bet she got "zum" confused with something else. Zing!
In all seriousness, she probably could use this one the most. I like how it has Frankincense and Myrrh in it. They should have pulled a Goldschlager and added some little flakes of gold leaf to make it really authentic.
I think they sell those shoes at The Womb.
Question. Do girls swimsuits have that weird little netting in them like the ones they make for guys?
I like this swimsuit better. It's cheaper.
Anyway, I'm 100% serious about getting Bibi a present. I've selected three finalists (a.k.a. the three cheapest) and will let you all vote on which one we send. I'll even use my Amazon Prime Account to make sure it gets to her fast. Hopefully she'll even send us a "Thank You" note.