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Anyone want to hit up this Swingers Toga Party tomorrow?

1:11 PM EDT on September 20, 2013

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This Saturday, both OU and Chokie State will enjoy their first bye weeks of the 2013 college football season. Traditionally, this is one of the busiest event weekends of the year. People attend weddings, go to the lake for one last time, and visit the State Fair to take pics for our apparently now controversial photo contest. Also, local event calendars are be filled of fun and different things like festivals, concerts and swinger toga parties.

Wait. Swinger toga parties?

Yeah, apparently that's a thing. Recently, an Ogle Mole who is probably a swinger sent me a link to a website for a place called Club Dreamers. Apparently, it's a local underground swinger club. They're hosting a swingers toga party at an undisclosed location in Oklahoma City on Saturday. Here are the details:

September 21st TOGA

It doesn’t matter whether you wear a beautiful expensive toga costume or you just grab a sheet off your bed on the way out the door. You are still going to have loads of fun tonight.

Door prizes and 50/50 pot tonight

All parties are BYOB

Couples $40
Single females $15
Single males accompanying a couple $25

It must be nice to be a single female. Not only do you have ladies night at bars and get $3.00 off a Jiffy Lube oil change on Tuesdays, but you only have to pay $15 to attend a swingers party. The next time you hear some bitter women who's obviously not a waitress complain about not getting paid as much as a man, throw that back at them. Make sure you wink at them, too. That way they'll know you're not being too serious. ;)

When I first saw the link to the Club Dreamers website, I didn't think much of it. I didn't even visit the site. Sure, swingers are silly and weird, but who really cares? What gives us the right to make fun of people for the unusual things they do in their own private time? They're normal people like you and I, except they like to have sex with multiple people in cages while wearing Zoro masks and listening to Type O Negative and Lords of Acid. They also wear robes. Unless they show up at TLO Trivia Night and answer "Fidelio" for every question, we should just leave them alone. Plus, the Google ad robots will hate every other word in a post about them. That's always a pain in the ass.

But then a couple of things happened:

1. I remembered I write for The Lost Ogle

2. I succumbed to temptation and visited the Club Dreamers website

Sorry swingers, not writing about this would be like you not having a safe word. I have to do it.

First, let's view the basic Club Dreamers details on the website's Home Page:

Club Dreamers is a couple’s oriented off premise lifestyles club located in Oklahoma City. We hold one or more regular parties each month. The doors will open at 7:30 and the parties start at 8:00PM. We will hold additional parties throughout the year on dates and at locations other than our regular club parties. Watch the schedule for these parties. We are providing a place for like minded adults to meet, converse, dance and have a good time. Soft drinks, ice and a variety of snacks are furnished. The music is non-stop and we play all requests. The dance floor has a variety of lighting effects and is large enough for everyone. There is a free pool table if you are interested in a little friendly competition.

Uhm, is that a description for a swingers club or a high school mixer? The guy who goes to the church social on Wednesday night thinks that sounds boring. What else should we know about this place:

Club Dreamers has added a Dungeon and Dungeon Masters so that you may experience the lighter side of “BDSM”.  Our Dungeon is equipped with a Saint Andrews Cross, Spanking Bench and other equipment for your enjoyment. Our conversation pit with its couches and chairs is still located in the rear of our club across from the free pool table. Our DJ still plays all your requests from our huge library of music, for your dancing pleasure. The dance floor is a huge 540 square feet so there is room for all. The pole and stage are always a good source of entertainment.

Way to bury the lede, Club Dreamers' webdungeonmaster. Or as they probably call you at the club, Cliff. That's the angle you should lead with when writing about a swingers club.

That being said, does it seem like Club Dreamers overly promotes the free pool table? They mention it two times. Is it really that big of a selling point? I bet "like minded adults" go to a swingers club for the free pool about as often as parents go to Chuck E. Cheese for the good pizza. Also, what's a conversation pit? I'm pretty sure that's what they call the waiting room at my vet. I don't want to talk to you, Weird Old Lady with Cats.

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At this point, you're probably asking where is Club Dreamers and how do I become a member. The answers to those questions are located on the website's "About Us' page:

About Us

We are a lifestyles club, located in Oklahoma City. We hope, with the help of our members, to make Club Dreamers the premier couples club in the southwest. We are providing a place for you to meet; dance, converse and get to know other like minded adults...

The parties will be held in the ballroom of a local motel. Club Dreamers is a BYOL establishment. Soft drinks and ice will be furnished. If you prefer to bring beer, bring an ice chest and ice to keep it cool. Snacks will be provided at each of the parties...

It cost $40 for a couple to attend these parties and you don't get free beer? What a ripoff. Also, did you notice Club Dreamers is located in the ballroom of a local motel. Not hotel. Motel. Think about that the next time you stay at La Quinta.

Membership

Membership is free for a limited time. All you need to do is RSVP for a party and upon arrival fill out the membership form.

Club Dreamers is a private membership only club open to couples and single females. We do not discriminate against race, size or age, (as long as you are 21). We do not accept single males for membership. We reserve the right to refuse membership to anyone. Memberships may be revoked, for cause, at any time without refund. Membership cards are required to gain entrance to our parties and functions. All members will be required to read club rules and confirm understanding by signature on membership form. Membership applications will be available at the parties.

New Members

When you RSVP for our parties or functions, tell us , if you are new to the lifestyle. It may be necessary for you to receive a 5-minute orientation at the beginning of your first party. Feel free to e-mail or call the club with your questions.

I don't condone any form of discrimination against people based on their size or age, but I'd be willing to make an exception for this. No one wants to see old people having sex. If we did, we'd go to Henry Hudsons and hangout near the bathroom. If I owned a swingers club, I'd openly ban and discriminate against old people (anyone over 40), obese people (anyone over 250) and men.

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Now for the real reason I chose to write about this place: the photos.

On the Club Dreamers website, they have a photo slide show of previous parties. If they don't make you want to become a swinger, well, consider yourself normal. First we have some pics of the club:

club dreamers

Uhm, do they have these parties at a seedy motel or a church cafeteria? That looks like the setup for your grandparents golden anniversary party. When it comes to getting me in the mood for sex, I'd rank the gold tablecloths and balloons somewhere between "Waiting in line at Wal-Mart" and "Watching an episode of Frontline."

Then again, maybe that's just one bad pic. Perhaps there's a better one.

club dreamers 4

Or maybe not.

Anyway, I know what you're asking. Where's the love dungeon, stripper poles and bondage footstool?

Here you go:

club dreamers cage
bondage dungeon 2
club dreamers 2
bondage footstool

Sexy, huh? I'm starting to think they should rename Club Dreamers to Club Sad Realities. The green Mardi Gras mask agrees:

club dreamer mard gras

Here are some other items mentioned in the Club Dreamers "About Us" description. We have the...

club dreamers dj booth

DJ Booth

Adam Sandler should create a sequel to the Wedding Singer called The Swinger Club Deejay. I'm sure that would be a load of laughs.

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club dreamers tv

Conversation Pit

If they ever bring back Fear Factor, they should force contestants to set in those chairs and watch TV. Also, why do they have a gigantic roll of paper towels by the TV. Nevermind. Don't answer that.

And finally...

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club dreamers pool table

The Free Pool Table

garth

"And they got a pool table, too."

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Anyway, that's about it for our breakdown of Club Dreamers. If you can't make it out tomorrow for the toga party, they do list some friendly swinger places on the website. Maybe you should check one out. If you see the Mathis Brothers, Mike and Marla Morgan, and/or Joey and Nugget, send us a pic.

This is a list of friendly Bars, Clubs, Lounges and Taverns, in the metro area that our friends frequent.

Sherlocks
820 S. Macarthur Blvd
Oklahoma City, OK 73128
(405) 949-1155

Corner Pocket
900 S.E. 89th
Oklahoma City, OK 73149
(405) 632-2992

Night Trips
220 S. Vermont Ave.
Oklahoma City, OK 73108
(405) 942-4242

Spinozis
303 NW 62nd St
Oklahoma City, OK 73118
(405) 607-4064

Friends
3705 W Memorial Rd
Oklahoma City, OK 73134
(405) 751-4057

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Friends! I told you so!

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