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Some kid brought an alligator to Tulsa Community College

8:30 AM EDT on May 14, 2013

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I'd like to make fun of Tulsa Community College students, but it's hard to do so without coming across as a douche. Mostly because the kids I knew who went there are all normal, functioning, productive members of society who enjoyed Bud Light, casual sex, and midnight grilled cheeses just like the typical four-year college student...but also because I'm better than all of them.

Actually, I kind of like community college students. You're bound to run into a diverse cast of stock characters. You've got your semi-Autistic middle eastern pop culture enthusiast. Next, you'll meet a wealthy senior citizen who decides to get their education out of sheer boredom. There's always a single mom who's BFFs with Jesus, and a high school hero jock who unfortunately lost their scholarship at a division one college. There will certainly be a manic, unrelenting study freak, but keep her around incase you ever need Adderall. If you seen a wily Asian dude who happens to be a Spanish teacher/security guard and looks like they may or may not frequent Las Vegas with chubby bearded men, I highly recommend running the opposite direction. Lastly, you have your suave, tall, and sexy suspended lawyer who simultaneously works for E!. Wait...I think I might have just described the cast of Community. Okay, so that's really all I know about community college, other than the fact that some students bring alligators to school.