Ogle Madness sounds like a condition that makes you believe you're a 7' 5" news monster. I'm so gonna get beat up by an Ogle. Again.
Here's who's left in the Elite 8:
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (3) Bibi Jones
This is the first time the NBA and porn worlds collide! No. It's not.
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(1) Kevin Durant vs. (3) Bibi Jones
(1) Kevin Durant
Conference: Oklahoma City Thunder Superstars
Who He Is: Forward for the OKC Thunder; One of the biggest names in the NBA.
Biggest Strengths: Is to basketball what The Lost Ogle is to Obscure Local Social Blogs.
Biggest Weaknesses: Thunderstruck is to movies as The Lost Ogle is to Ryan Tate’s ego.
Last Game: Defeated (12) Lucy Sparkles 367-140
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(3) Bibi Jones
Conference: On Again Off Again Pornstars
Who She Is: OKC born porn star born in a year you probably remember (1991)
Biggest Strengths: Can get your trailer hitch chrome free in no time. Golf ball stuck in your garden hose? She can handle that too.
Biggest Weaknesses: Modesty.
Last Game: Defeated (2) Kristin Chenoweth 263-258
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