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Ogle Madness VI Elite 8: (1) Joleen Chaney vs. (10) Abigail Ogle

I don't typically watch sports, but when I do I see dudes land wrong so their bones snap and shoot through their flesh. Lord almighty. That's the worst boner I've ever seen! I saw Jay Leno Saturday night. That should account for how awful that last joke was.

Here's who is left in the Midwest.

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (10) Abigail Ogle

It's a battle of unattainable blondes! Vote!


(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (10) Abigail Ogle

(1) Joleen Chaney 

Conference: Local News Vixens

Who she is: KFOR Anchor; Appeared in Sweet Brown video; Appears in Patrick’s Dreams

Biggest Strengths: Doubling up with Emily Sutton in the mornings, making Kent Ogle the Jack Tripper of morning news.

Biggest Weaknesses: Is engaged. Yeesh.

Last Game: Defeated (5) David Payne 446-237


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(10) Abigail Ogle 

Conference: Ogle Humans We’d Like To be Related To

Who she is: Kevin Ogle’s Daughter and host of some thing on KSBI. Probably. Who knows.

Biggest Strengths: The Sofia Coppola of local news broadcasting and also the way she looks.

Biggest Weaknesses: I’m not sure when or where you can see her on the TV.

Last Game: Defeated (6) Mayor Mick Cornett 353-333


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