Ogle Madness Round 1 concludes with this West Region-Lower Bracket Voteapalooza. It's the only time I'll be able to write about teen pop stars and adult film stars and not get a bunch of questions from Chris Hansen and local authorities.
Here's your after-the-jump contenders!
(6) Tiffany Tatro vs. (11) Toby Keith
(3) Bibi Jones vs. (14) The Governor's Mansion Hot Tub
(7) Greyson Chance vs. (10) Dean Blevins
(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Don't Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial
So jump on over and vote! If you're waiting for me to say something funny, to vote, well, now you know how everyone who's had a conversation with me feels.
(6) Tiffany Tatro vs. (11) Toby Keith
(6) Tiffany Tatro
Conference: Local News Vixens
Who She Is: Another super attractive KOKH reporter.
Biggest Strengths: Her tenacity in reporting all the important things that happen in OKC.
Biggest Weaknesses: Probably won't be reporting in OKC for long having posted her reel in December.
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(11) Toby Keith
Conference: 50-year-old who dresses like a 30-year-old who dresses 20-year old.
Who He Is: Singer; Patriot; American!
Biggest Strengths: Performs more than any artist for the USO.
Biggest Weaknesses: Pulled a gun on a friend of mine who asked for his autograph. Is an all around pile of douche.
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(3) Bibi Jones vs. (14) The Governor's Mansion Hot Tub
(3) Bibi Jones
Conference: On Again Off Again Pornstars
Who She Is: OKC born porn star born in a year you probably remember (1991)
Biggest Strengths: Can get your trailer hitch chrome free in no time. Golf ball stuck in your garden hose? She can handle that too.
Biggest Weaknesses: Modesty.
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(14) Governor's Mansion Hot Tub
Conference: Things the governor has been in.
What It Is: A gubernatorial cauldron of patriotic warmth we all help keep heated at 104 degrees.
Biggest Strengths: Has had less people in it than Bibi Jones.
Biggest Weakness: Has a lot in common with the governor.
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(7) Greyson Chance vs. (10) Dean Blevins
(7) Greyson Chance
Conference: Edmond Pop Stars
Who He Is: Internet Sensation; First artist on Ellen's label.
Biggest Strengths: Is supposedly going to put out a new album this year.
Biggest Weaknesses: YouTube views don't equal money in the bank.
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(10) Dean Blevins
Conference: Local News Legends
Who He Is: Sportcaster for Channel 9; Sports host on The Sports Animal
Biggest Strengths: Does a good job in two different mediums.
Biggest Weaknesses: Should know people can't take a joke, no matter how funny it is. Someone who works with J. Trabes should know that.
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(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Don't Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial
(2) Kristin Chenoweth
Conference: Tiny Human Spitfires
Who She Is: Oklahoma native who sings, acts, dances and makes people feel weird at the Oscars.
Biggest Strengths: Has got Carrie Underwood's pipes packed in to half the Underwood.
Biggest Weaknesses: Can't get that thing off the fridge. Again. Why'd you put it up there if you know damn well you can't reach it?!
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(15) Don't Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial
Conference: Legendary Local Commercials
What It Is: A commercial and jingle that will bore itself into your psyche.
Biggest Strengths: Gets the point across to the point your senses hate you.
Biggest Weaknesses: Made me want to litter.
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