Yesterday we counted down our first 12 predictions for the year. Here's the second half of the list. There's a good chance some of them will come true.
13. Christina Fallin DOES NOT get married this year.
(Remember, these are supposed to be bold predictions. The rest are after jump. And yes, that's some girl with pink hair whose name rhymes with Latina Howlin' partying at Saints in the Plaza District. Thank you, Ogle Mole Network.)
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14. Meg Alexander openly admits that she has been trying to "Single White Female" Joleen Chaney for over a year now.
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15. Nike unveils "Russell Westbrook Is One Angry Bitch" marketing campaign.
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16. Some person from Tulsa does something stupid involving meth.
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17. Amanda Taylor launches Consumer Watch report on her own hair dresser.
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18. Oklahoma named finalist for controversial "High School Teachers Who Sleep With Students Hall of Fame and Western Heritage Center."
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19. Marisa finishes her novel "50 Shades of Ginger." Spencer is cast as the lead in the Hollywood adaptation.
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20. Landry Jones creates a Pinterest page.
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21. OKC leaders and Friends for a Better Boulevard eventually realize they've been fighting over a fucking road.
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22. Wayne Coyne attempts to pass 19th century naval mine through OKC airport TSA checkpoint.
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23. Lucy Sparkles found living in a trailer park in Choctaw.
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24. Lon Kruger forgets about his own press conference.
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That's it. Pretty simple. To view the 1-12, click here. Remember, a couple of our predictions always come true. Mark it down.
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