May was fantastic. Unless you were in Florida and homeless. That's when that homeless guy got his face eaten off by a crazy person. See, homeless people. Could always be worse. You could have no face. Then again that guy is probably in a warm hospital eating regularly. He wouldn't know though because that crazy person also ate his eyeballs. I'll go ahead and stick with being homeless over being No Eyes McGillicutty.
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