I'm not sure if this is a surprise to anyone, but Governor Mary Fallin's hipster runoff daughter, Christina Fallin, has filed for an annulment just 10 months after having her dream wedding at a castle in Ireland. This totally sucks for us, because we were banking on a lifetime of easy material and jokes at the expense of Oklahoma City's least favorite pretentious and totally-better-than-you couple.
We first heard rumors that the couple was separating about a month ago. The word from several Ogle Moles was that Matt Fallin-Bacon, a recovering drug addict, had relapsed and Christina kicked him to the curb. If that's true, I guess you can't blame him. If Mary Fallin was my mother-in-law, I'd probably do a bunch of drugs, too.