Perhaps you've heard, or maybe you haven't, that a clever Oklahoma brewer out of Tulsa has created a special batch of beer called "Nobama Brew." The beer made some national headlines last week when the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) only approved the beer for sale in the state of Oklahoma. This outraged people like my Uncle Allen in Arizona who thinks the Barack Hussein Obama is a Manchurian Candidate from Kenya who's beset upon destroying freedom, liberty and the pursuit of blowjobs for all.
Fortunately, though, for all the single men who live in small cabins in Idaho and believe that a woman's reproductive organs shut down during cases of legitimate rape, it looks like the TTB screwed up. You can now buy Nobama beer from sea to shining sea.