When I was a kid, my favorite book series was Al Jaffee's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions." Those books, and other stuff in Mad magazine, helped shape me into the annoying, sarcastic, friendless asshole that I am today. Depending on your point of view, that's either a very good or very bad thing.
Anyway, I wish that hipster OCU student and her two friends (pictured above) were fans of Jaffee's work. If they were, they would have been more prepared to give a sarcastic answer to La'Tasha Given's ridiculously stupid question about the random shooting that took place near OCU yesterday afternoon, and the subsequent campus lockdown after the shooter fled and hid on campus.