If your Labor Day break was anything like mine, it probably involved a large body of water, light beers, store bought-potato salad, and accidentally creeping on the dude from the Evangelicals. You know, typical Oklahoma stuff.
That is, of course, unless you're Myrna Montgomery (pictured above). She allegedly spent the weekend getting drunk, showering with friends, and giving kids "legal herbal stuff" to smoke. From News on 6: