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Please give a warm welcome to Governor Mary Failin’ of Oklahoma…

10:56 AM EDT on August 30, 2012

Don't you just love that picture of James Lankford, Mary Fallin and Sally Kern from the Republican National Convention on Tuesday? It's like the good, the bad and the ugly of current Oklahoma politics, just as long as the good is the bad type of good. You know, like losing one of your balls to testicular cancer. Hey, it's great that your cancer free and going to live and everything, but you still lost a testicle.

Anyway, Governor Fallin gave a speech at the convention on Tuesday. Everything you need to know about it can be summed up in the first 10-seconds. Check it out:

Isn't that awesome?! I like how Governor Mary didn't even blink. She's so used to being called Failin that the snafu didn't even faze her!

Anyway, I just hope you didn't make the same mistake that I did and watched the rest of the thing. It was terrible and cruel. It was like she found a Republican kit of those tiny refrigerator word magnets the day before and just threw them together for a political monologue. She even figured out a way to kiss the ass of a wealthy oil baron. Oh well, I guess it could have been worse. She could have ripped off NPR.

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