When it comes to my feelings on Facebook, what was once "enthusiasm" has slowly dwindled down to "indifference" and nowadays usually "annoyance." Sure, it's a good place to deposit mediocre pictures that are worth keeping but don't quite make the cut for Instagram. A well-placed "Like" is an easy way to show support for an acquaintance's impending nuptials without having to actually spend money on a gift. Facebook is also a great medium for figuring out which of your high school crushes now work at Quiktrip and thought getting a large koi fish tattoo on their forearm was a sound idea. Also, there was one point in my life (and by "in my life," I mean the semester I participated in OU's Integrated Business Core) that I really enjoyed plowing virtual fields and growing cyber pumpkins, and would celebrate the miracle of germination by semi-regularly publicizing my Farmville net worth on my Facebook wall.
Those are some useful things about Facebook, but as we all know, Facebook has now pretty much been reduced to a gigantic collection of irritating garbage. For example, I don't know what kind of f#$&tards think it's kosher to argue about politics or religion on another person's wall. I've never been much of a fan of naked baby photos, making peace signs in group snapshots, or "checking in" while running mundane errands. I don't have time to attend an event in Denver (but thanks for the invite), and I was a little embarrassed to reveal to the world that the person I was once "In A Relationship" with might have had "Danger" as a middle name. I'm not exactly one to promote douchebaggery, so Facebook is no longer really for me.