As a moonlighting blogger, organized lists are pretty much my favorite bliterary device. My affinity towards order and rank doesn't stop at cheeky Tumblr posts though--VH1 could be counting down "40 Most Unoriginal Dubstep Songs" or "500 Suggestive Double Entendres Used on Three's Company" and I'd watch every single minute of the entire five hour program, even if the only commentators they could recruit are washed up American Idol and Flavor of Love contestants.
As you can guess, nothing delights me more than when my dear old Tulsey Town appears on some sort of national ranking, no matter how random or seemingly inaccurate that list might be. Last week, Yahoo used some sort of scientific method to determine that Tulsa kids are the fifth most spoiled in the country, outranking cities like Dallas, Atlanta, and Los Angeles, home of Suri Cruise and Carlton Banks.

