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Ogle Madness IV: First Round, Southeast Region (Lower Bracket)

4:16 AM EDT on March 15, 2011

Today we have match-ups from the lower half of the Southeast Region.  Here they are:

(6) Greyson Chance vs. (11) James Lankford

(3) Wayne Coyne vs. (14) Mary Ott

(8) Regular Jim Traber vs. (9) Mike Morgan

(2) Sam Bradford vs. (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake

Go ahead and vote after the jump.  It will be fun.

(6) Greyson Chance vs. (11) James Lankford

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About (6) Greyson Chance

Conference: Oklahoma YouTube Superstars

Who he is: The minor league Justin Bieber

Biggest Strength: Impressing lesbians

Biggest Weakness: Impressing Clark Matthews

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About (11) James Lankford

Conference: Former youth group pastors turned US Congressmen

Who he is: Congressmen for Oklahoma's 6th Congressional District

Biggest Strength: Using his time spent overseeing the Baptist Breeding Grounds for political gain

Biggest Weakness: Being a right wing whacko

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(3) Wayne Coyne vs. (14) Mary Ott

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About (3) Wayne Coyne:

Conference: Oklahoma Weirdos

Who he is: Frontman of the Flaming Lips

Biggest Strength: Writing and performing music

Biggest Weakness: Posting clothed pictures of his wife on Twitter

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About (14) Mary Ott

Conference: Rural Oklahomans

Who she is: Lady who tried to steal Mama Scroggins grandbaby

Biggest Strength: Petting

Biggest Weakness: Finding home

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(8) Regular Jim Traber vs. (9) Mike Morgan

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About (8) Regular Jim Traber

Conference: Yardbirds

Who he is: Failed professional athlete and popular sports radio host

Biggest Strength: Giving it up to himself

Biggest Weakness: Everything

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About (9) Mike Morgan

Conference: Weaterhypers of Oklahoma

Who he is: Chief Meteorologist for KFOR Channel 4

Biggest Strength: Predicting apocalyptic weather events

Biggest Weakness: Accurately predicting apocalyptic weather events

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(2) Sam Bradford vs. (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake

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About (2) Sam Bradford

Conference: NFL Rookie of the Years

Who he is: Heisman winning QB, Number 1 Draft Pick, Rookie of the Year in the NFL

Biggest Strength: Arm strength, accuracy, leadership

Biggest Weakness: Winning a big-time meaningful game

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About (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake

Conference: Oklahoma Natural Disasters

What it is: Earthquake that occurred on October 13th, 2011

Biggest Strength: Making people walk outside and look up at the sky

Biggest Weakness: Amounting to anything.

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