Today we have match-ups from the lower half of the Southeast Region. Here they are:
(6) Greyson Chance vs. (11) James Lankford
(3) Wayne Coyne vs. (14) Mary Ott
(8) Regular Jim Traber vs. (9) Mike Morgan
(2) Sam Bradford vs. (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake
Go ahead and vote after the jump. It will be fun.
(6) Greyson Chance vs. (11) James Lankford
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About (6) Greyson Chance
Conference: Oklahoma YouTube Superstars
Who he is: The minor league Justin Bieber
Biggest Strength: Impressing lesbians
Biggest Weakness: Impressing Clark Matthews
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About (11) James Lankford
Conference: Former youth group pastors turned US Congressmen
Who he is: Congressmen for Oklahoma's 6th Congressional District
Biggest Strength: Using his time spent overseeing the Baptist Breeding Grounds for political gain
Biggest Weakness: Being a right wing whacko
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(3) Wayne Coyne vs. (14) Mary Ott
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About (3) Wayne Coyne:
Conference: Oklahoma Weirdos
Who he is: Frontman of the Flaming Lips
Biggest Strength: Writing and performing music
Biggest Weakness: Posting clothed pictures of his wife on Twitter
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About (14) Mary Ott
Conference: Rural Oklahomans
Who she is: Lady who tried to steal Mama Scroggins grandbaby
Biggest Strength: Petting
Biggest Weakness: Finding home
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(8) Regular Jim Traber vs. (9) Mike Morgan
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About (8) Regular Jim Traber
Conference: Yardbirds
Who he is: Failed professional athlete and popular sports radio host
Biggest Strength: Giving it up to himself
Biggest Weakness: Everything
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About (9) Mike Morgan
Conference: Weaterhypers of Oklahoma
Who he is: Chief Meteorologist for KFOR Channel 4
Biggest Strength: Predicting apocalyptic weather events
Biggest Weakness: Accurately predicting apocalyptic weather events
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(2) Sam Bradford vs. (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake
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About (2) Sam Bradford
Conference: NFL Rookie of the Years
Who he is: Heisman winning QB, Number 1 Draft Pick, Rookie of the Year in the NFL
Biggest Strength: Arm strength, accuracy, leadership
Biggest Weakness: Winning a big-time meaningful game
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About (15) 2010 OKC Earthquake
Conference: Oklahoma Natural Disasters
What it is: Earthquake that occurred on October 13th, 2011
Biggest Strength: Making people walk outside and look up at the sky
Biggest Weakness: Amounting to anything.
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