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The Penis Pump Judge is at it again…

12:00 PM EST on March 9, 2011

Just eight years ago, Donald Thompson was an innocent judge who did nothing but use a penis pump to stimulate himself during murder trials.  Now look at the poor guy.  His life is spiraling out of control.  He’s getting charged with DUIs, has a terrible mustache and is now accused of stalking ex-girlfriends.  I think I feel sorry for the guy.  From the Smoking Gun:

The former Oklahoma judge who was once jailed for using a penis pump while on the bench was arrested today and charged with stalking a former girlfriend.

Donald Thompson, 64, was collared by cops in Sapulpa, where he used to serve as a Creek County District Court judge (until, of course, investigators discovered his bizarre courtroom habits). Thompson is pictured in the above mug shot taken today by the Creek County Sheriff’s Office.

According to a police report, Thompson was spotted using binoculars to observe ex-girlfriend Angela McClanahan-Fernandez, who was being aided by a cop since her car had a flat tire.

When approached by an officer, Thompson claimed that he “just wanted to see what was going on.” When he later exited his vehicle, police noted, Thompson’s "pants were unzipped and gaping open."

This will sound either very crazy or extremely brilliant, but I think this guy and the Autistic Diaper Bandit should totally team up for some sort of reality TV show.  I’m thinking something where they travel across the world on motorcycles and save struggling restaurants with Biker Fox.  That would be really cool, and regardless of the plot, I’m sure it will be a hit.

Also, I should probably clarify that I really don’t feel sorry for this guy.  He’s an insane weirdo.  That being said, I guess I should thank him for giving bloggers like me the excuse to incorporate “penis pump” into a headline.  For that I salute him.

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