For those of you who are meth virgins, have never had sex in the back of a Camaro, or think that the Katt's Block Party weekend involves chatting with your neighbor Dennis, we should let you know that Rocklahoma is this weekend. Rocklahoma is the annual white trash music festival held in Pryor. Some of this year's bands includes such acts as Godsmack, Buckcherry, Saliva and a bunch of other bands they play for prisoners in Iraq.
With this trashy concert comes one of the state's trashiest beauty contests in Oklahoma. It's the Ms. Rocklahoma pageant, and on the scale of pageant prestige, it falls somewhere between Mr. Affair of the Heart and Ms. Black Nichols Hills.