Today at noon on the first floor of the State Capitol, Sally Kern and her band of right wing lunatic cronies will sign the Oklahoma Citizens Proclamation for Morality. There is no word yet on if her 30-something-year-old, celibate, music teaching, metaphysics practicing, non-gay son will be traveling down from Iowa for the event.
You can check out the complete proclamation here "” including some random out-of-context quotes from former presidents and slave owners Thomas Jefferson and James Madison "” but the really crazy parts are below.