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I guess young people read The Oklahoman..

8:00 PM EDT on October 24, 2008

The following graphic is from a website called "Club OK." It's another genius creation of OPUBCO. Here's what Club OK is:

ClubOK is a subscriber rewards program brought to you by The Oklahoman and NewsOK.com. It's our way of saying thank you for your business. If you are a subscriber to The Oklahoman you're already a member! Just print out the great offers you want, and present them when you make your next purchase!

I don't want to spend too much time writing about how dumb ClubOK is, how "great" those offers are, or how I even stumbled upon the site. I just want to thank the OPUBCO marketing department for optimistically trying to make us think that young attractive people subscribe to the Oklahoman.

Seriously, find me a young attractive person who subscribes to the Oklahoman and I'll find you a midget that doesn't steal pretzels. We all know they do it. Clark Matthews has proof.

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