Fun fact: Did you know that a douche bag can live for one week without its head? Seriously. The average douche bag has six brains throughout its body, so it can fully function after its head is removed. It just will eventually dehydrate and starve to death after about 5 -7 days.
Actually, I'm totally joking about that. If you cut the head off a Douche Bag, they will die instantly. So if you plan on doing that, I would recommend that you go to one of the five places after the jump.