Hehe...just kidding. That's not the real dance team. I think it's actually the Oklahoma Cavs halftime "entertainment." Check out the real Cavs dance team after the jump.
Yep, that's them. You may remember about six weeks ago when we provided a free sneak preview of a few of the dancers. And by "sneak preview", I mean we just posted some of their MySpace Pics before the "official" pic above was released.
Anyway, I guess it's kind of good to finally see some fledgling minor league cheerleaders in action"“complete with awkward pouty looks, half smiles and arched backs. It's also good to see that the Cavs staff likes to set up the scoreboard computer when the dance team is taking their group photo. Sadly, I think those are the only good things from the photo. Let me tell you two things that are not good:
Not Good Thing Number 1: I would probably hook up with at least half of these girls if I were sober. Hell, I'd even hook up with a couple others if I were drunker than someone who just finished playing the Jim Traber drinking game as "Mark Rodgers." I never thought I'd see the day when I would openly admit to something that...well...sad. It makes me feel old and icky. Of course, I also ranked Al Eschbach as the hottest man in the Oklahoma media, so who knows.