There was an old Saturday Night Live sketch, circa Mike Myers' era, where a store sold many unusual items. Someone would come into the store, check out an item, and ask the proprietor (I think it was Rob Schneider) what it was. After a long, convoluted explanation, the customer would ask what you do with the merchandise. The owners would explain, "You put your weed in it." For some reason, that came to my mind when I found this story.
Cody Boyles, who will henceforth be referred to as Cheech, was pulled over for an allegedly out of date tag while driving through Ada, Oklahoma. Due to the overwhelming smell of pot coming out of his car, the police decided to make a search of the vehicle. With little effort, a bag containing a "white crystal substance" was located. Why was it so easy to find? Cheech had it on his lap while he searched for his license and registration.