As I’m sure you saw on your hormonal aunt’s Facebook page, Blake Shelton – the focus group-friendly brand face of modern country music (a.k.a. trash) – recently joined Brad Pitt to become the second native Oklahoman named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”

Here’s the cover:

I don’t have problem with this. Although a barbed wire tattoo should probably disqualify any human from any sexy list, Blake is sexy in a truck nut type of way. Plus, People has magazines to sell and publicists and talents agencies to please. They might as well go with an A-list tabloid star for this annual publicity stunt.

That being said, I think there are lots and lots of Oklahoma men sexier than Blake Shelton. Here are 10 of them:

1. Joe Exotic
Tiger Zoo Owner / Gubernatorial Candidate
As I’m sure you saw on your hormonal aunt’s Facebook page, Blake Shelton – the focus group-friendly brand face of modern country music (a.k.a. trash) – recently joined Brad Pitt to become the second native Oklahoman named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”

Here’s the cover:

I don’t have problem with this. Although a barbed wire tattoo should probably disqualify any human from any sexy list, Blake is sexy in a truck nut type of way. Plus, People has magazines to sell and publicists and talents agencies to please. They might as well go with an A-list tabloid star for this annual publicity stunt.

That being said, I think there are lots and lots of Oklahoma men sexier than Blake Shelton. Here are 10 of them:

1. Joe Exotic
Tiger Zoo Owner / Gubernatorial Candidate

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