Here at The Lost Ogle, the only thing we love more than our readers and professional basketball team is a comfortable, well-built mattress.
That’s why we thought it would be fun to give back to our community, cheer on our pro sports team, support local business, and risk being sued by launching our first-ever Lost Ogle’s OKC Sports Team Bob Mills Furniture Mattress Giveaway!
Check this out:
Pretty badass, huh? It’s amazing what borderline copyright-infringing graphics an algorithm can make for you nowadays.
Anyway, here’s how the promotion works:
If the local sports team that’s named after an atmospheric phenomenon wins the professional sports championship, we will enter every new subscriber between now and June 1st into a drawing for a free Bob Mills mattress.
That’s right — a free mattress if the local bouncing-ball club wins it all. Pretty cool, huh?
Outside of being sued by the Oklahoma City Thunder… what could go wrong?
Okay, so there’s a chance this promotion could land us in some legal gray area, but that’s a risk we’re willing to take to bring value to our loyal readers!
Plus, let’s be honest — if we do get in trouble, even better. Maybe we’ll get a write-up in The Oklahoman, cancel the promotion before we have to actually buy a mattress, and walk away with thousands of dollars in free publicity.
Unless you’re Diddy, Mike Vrabel, or that unfortunate couple from the Coldplay kiss cam video, any publicity in today’s day and age is good publicity.
Anyway, if you want to take advantage of this potentially short-lived, legally questionable, definitely-not-official promotion, go ahead and sign up for a TLO subscription today.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
