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Markwayne Mullin is Worried About the Wrong People Giving Birth

7:38 AM EDT on September 10, 2026

Is it even a day in the great state of Oklahoma if an elected official isn’t completely showing their ass?

In case you missed it, Markwayne Mullin – Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and the embodiment of every drunk dude at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar on UFC Fight Night who is pretty sure he could totally take those fighters – is very concerned about “birth tourism.”

What is birth tourism, you ask? Well, it’s when a pregnant person comes to the U.S. late in their last trimester, and has a baby here, thus giving the baby birthright citizenship.