Oklahoma lawmakers are once again focused on the important things that matter…
Apparently grown tired of tweaking Oklahoma's marijuana laws, State Representative Scott Fetgatter – not to be confused with Scoot Fatgetter, which is the name of my OnlyFans burner account – recently introduced legislation that would extend the Oklahoma black bear hunting season.
Because, you know, nothing is more important than making sure Oklahomans have more time to kill a peaceful, docile, rarely seen animal. Or as Fetgatter would describe it, a dangerous bloodthirsty monster:
A bill that would expand the black bear hunting season in Oklahoma passed a key committee on Wednesday.
HB 4128, a bill by Rep. Scott Fetgatter (R-Okmulgee), would expand black bear hunting season by a few weeks. Right now, the season only lasts 18 days in the fall.
"We look at bears as cute, cuddly little animals that we can sleep at night with, but the reality of it is they are very dangerous," Rep. Fetgatter said. "There was a gentleman killed just across the state line in Arkansas last year."
First of all, I’d like to hear the bear’s side of the story before passing any judgement on what went down in Arkansas. Second, people view bears as cute, cuddly animals? Outside of pop culture and social media, where would we ever get that idea, boo-boo?