It’s December 22nd, which means if you’re still looking for Christmas gifts, congrats! We are very much alike and should be friends.
Fortunately for you – and not me, because I own this website – I’m offering a special deal to my procrastinator pals. It requires zero crowds, zero shipping, and minimal emotional or physical investment.
A gift subscription to The Lost Ogle!
For a limited time, The Lost Ogle is offering three non-recurring annual gift subscriptions for $99. It’s the perfect last-minute gift for like-minded people you kind of care about — friends, co-workers, family members – and even those you don’t – Christian Nationalists, Derplahomans, Politicians, etc.
Here’s how this extremely unglamorous operation works:
• Email me and say you want three gift subscriptions for $99
• We’ll send you an invoice
• You pay it, and send us the email addresses for each subscription.
• We’ll get it set up!
After that, you’re on your own. This is already kind of a hands-on, manual, DIY project for us, so we don’t have any automated checkout funnels or “You’ve received a gift!” emails with stock photography of smiling people who clearly don’t read TLO.
Then again, with AI photos being so easy to make, maybe we should:
Anyway, if you’re staring at the calendar, realizing Christmas is basically tomorrow, and need a gift that’s instant, useful, and won’t require interacting with other humans, email me and grab the three-for-$99 deal while it’s still on the table.
It’s a painless way to look thoughtful, support local media, and move on with your life! Hugs!
