Head over to the county election board and submit your campaign paperwork. There’s never been a more lucrative time to run for Oklahoma public office!
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Not only can you score bountiful riches from lobbyists, special interest donors and other notable grifters, but thanks to an obscure state board, earn even extra pay from the very same taxpayers you’re going to screw over!
Yesterday afternoon, the 1984-sounding “Statewide Official Compensation Commission” approved a series of massive pay raises for all our statewide office holders — from governors to commissioners to state school superintendents.