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Windex Wet Dream: OKC Unveils Shiny New Arena as Billionaires Launch Fight Over Old One

6:06 PM EDT on July 17, 2025

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It’s been a neat week for fans of the OKC Thunder, publicly-funded arenas, and pouty billionaires!

As you’ve probably noticed, Mayor David Holt-McSelfie – our beloved civic leader who’s been hard at work desperately riding the Thunder’s coattails of success – unveiled the plans for the new $1-billion arena that will apparently double as an alien spacecraft launching pad.

Here are some renderings of the exterior: