Well, so much for being a big league city.
Over the past couple of months, Steve “The Bricklayer” Lackmeyer has been working overtime to document the nanny-state efforts of the Oklahoma City Police Department to impose an 11 p.m. curfew on wild, reckless, and totally dangerous Bricktown food trucks.
Bizarrely enough, the OCPD’s actions have nothing to do with protecting your health, but rather with keeping you and your friends away from those pesky, drunk, and probably-not-white crowds out congregatin’ and causin’ trouble while waiting for a chicken-fried jalapeño sausage.