I hope everyone had a fun, festive, and not-too-soggy Easter.
Maybe it’s because I’m not religious and think searching for candy-filled eggs hidden by a giant bunny to honor a peaceful zombie who rose from the dead over two thousand years ago is a bit odd, but Easter's probably my least favorite of all the big candy holidays.
At least with Halloween, you can have fun; Christmas, you can get presents; and Valentine’s Day, you can get laid; but with Easter, all you get are bad seats at church, a couple of stale jelly beans, and that annoying green plastic grass stuck in your carpet until Labor Day.