I hope everyone had a fun, festive, and not-too-soggy Easter.
Maybe it’s because I’m not religious and think searching for candy-filled eggs hidden by a giant bunny to honor a peaceful zombie who rose from the dead over two thousand years ago is a bit odd, but Easter's probably my least favorite of all the big candy holidays.
At least with Halloween, you can have fun; Christmas, you can get presents; and Valentine’s Day, you can get laid; but with Easter, all you get are bad seats at church, a couple of stale jelly beans, and that annoying green plastic grass stuck in your carpet until Labor Day.
Good luck cleaning that up over the next couple of years.
Although Easter isn’t my favorite holiday, one new tradition I can get behind is OU fans using it as an annual excuse to troll local sports Judas Lincoln Riley.
In case you forgot, on Easter weekend of 2021, the former Sooner coach infamously shared a photo of a sad brisket he allegedly smoked for the family. The hunk of cow flesh looked about as juicy and tender as a deflated football, and—alongside his ever-diminishing returns on the field—was one of the first signs that maybe Lincoln wasn’t built for the Sooner State: