We have some sad news for Moore cops who like to administer field sobriety tests!
Yesterday afternoon, we both reported and lampooned the news that Westmoore High School was hiring former OU QB Rhett Bomar—fresh off two DUI arrests in 2024—to lead the team’s fledgling offense.
Our report raced down the social media football field faster than a Pat Mahomes two-minute drill, generating outrage, laughs, and sarcastic “Is This a Great State or What?” comments from people all over.
I guess this commotion made its way to the Westmoore athletic offices, and with drunks leading teenage boys now frowned upon by our wussy woke society, the program walked back the news like it was a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.
Here’s a now-deleted tweet the program sent out yesterday evening:
I’m not sure why Westmoore deleted that tweet, or why it reads like it was written by Dean Blevins, but a few hours later, a modified version appeared.
In this one, Westmoore head coach David White took more direct ownership of the situation:
Yep, it looks like Coach White was dealing with a classic and embarrassing case of premature exclamation!
Usually, a good solution for that is to think about football, but with football being the source of the problem, I’m honestly not sure what he should do. Maybe someone should get him in touch with Greg from the Oklahoma Men’s Clinic, and take away the keys to the football X-account while they’re at it.
Anyway, I guess with Rhett Bomar no longer in line to be the next offensive coordinator, a new search is underway. As of now, I’m hearing the leading candidates are J.D. Quinn, Brent Rawls, and Chijioke Onyenegecha. We’ll see if any of those materialize.
Also, I know Rhett Bomar's been turned into a bit of a local punchline, but let’s hope he gets the help and treatment he obviously needs.
As the late, great Mitch Hedberg once said, “Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having.” If Rhett takes accountability for his actions and proves he can both live and walk in a straight line, he probably deserves the chance to work in football again.
In the meantime, stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
