We have some great news for Blue Lives Matter bros, Kyle Rittenhouse supporters, and people who suffer from little man syndrome all across the globe – physical assault is now legal in the State of Oklahoma!
Well, at least if you’re a cop.
During the holiday news doldrums, Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond – the allegedly sane and practical conservative alternative for Governor in 2026 – channeled his inner Derplahoman and dropped assault charges that Oklahoma County DA Vicki Behenna recently filed against OKC cop Sgt. Joseph Gibson.