It’s finally safe to walk the mean streets of OKC again, all thanks to a gallant, yet-to-be-identified OKC police officer!
In case you missed the recent thrilling display of heroism, this anonymous officer—who should promptly be identified so the city can shower him with the accolades he deserves—valiantly subdued a hostile, unruly 5-foot-3, 110-pound senior citizen following a fender bender near 39th and Meridian.
The dangerous “perp” – a 71-year-old Vietnamese immigrant who had the audacity to protest a traffic ticket – was promptly put in the hospital, right where he belongs.