It’s finally safe to walk the mean streets of OKC again, all thanks to a gallant, yet-to-be-identified OKC police officer!
In case you missed the recent thrilling display of heroism, this anonymous officer—who should promptly be identified so the city can shower him with the accolades he deserves—valiantly subdued a hostile, unruly 5-foot-3, 110-pound senior citizen following a fender bender near 39th and Meridian.
The dangerous “perp” – a 71-year-old Vietnamese immigrant who had the audacity to protest a traffic ticket – was promptly put in the hospital, right where he belongs.
Here’s the gripping footage of the officer bravely taking on his adversary—a frail bone cancer survivor named Lich Vu who dared to challenge authority by placing a finger on the officer’s chest, which obviously and without any doubt recklessly endangered the courageous cop’s safety and well-being, justifying his not-in-any-way violent, obscene and over-the-top actions.
Wow. That wasn’t in any way infuriating or difficult to watch.
I can’t blame the cop for feeling threatened by Mr. Vu, who apparently has more strength in his one finger than the entire OKC police force combined.
In fact, it was actually a treat to see this currently unknown officer utilize the valuable training he’s received as a law enforcement official to make a sound and logical decision and deescalate an obviously dangerous situation by violently throwing a 71-year-old man – who was no larger than the typical 8th grader – to the ground, breaking his neck and causing a brain bleed in the process.
As the feeding tubes and neckbrace show, Mr. Vu has obviously learned his lesson to never recklessly threaten the life and livelihood of a police officer who’s twice his size by arguing a ticket he didn’t feel like he deserved.
Despite the undeniably justifiable use of force by this heroic officer, the whiny woke brigade seems unable to appreciate the tactical skill involved in the cop’s body slam and is – instead of universally backing the blue without question – actually questioning the officer’s actions and calling for a full investigation into possible excessive force.
Apparently, they’re ignoring the obvious logic that if the Mr. Vu had simply complied, signed his ticket, and not viciously placed his finger on the cop’s uniform, he wouldn’t be in the hospital clinging to life and facing a life-altering recovery.
For example, check out this story on KOCO.com:
Footage released on Friday shows the moments many are accusing an Oklahoma City officer of using excessive force…
"There is some very, very much uncalled for excessive force and, I think, as a community, we are hurt by that,” said Thuan Nguyen, president-elect of the Vietnamese American Community of Oklahoma.
He says he’s disappointed to see what the body-worn camera footage showed after reading the police report.
"Some of the statements that I saw doesn't seem to jive with what the body camera portrayed … it could have been taken in a different way and in a different approach instead of having to body slam a 71-year-old Asian male who has language barriers,” Nguyen said.
Seriously, what a joke!
As any abusive stepfather with a small penis can plainly see, the cop was totally in the right in this situation and doesn’t deserve any sort of recourse, discipline, or lengthy prison sentence for malicious assault!
He was simply doing his job, defending himself, and making our city safer by crippling an unruly 71-year-old senior citizen who posed no threat to society and keeping him off the streets.
Anyway, if you happen to know the name of this brave officer, can you shoot us a tip on the TLO Tip Line? We’d love to share more details about him so he can get the recognition he most certainly deserves as we unilaterally back the blue without question at all times.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
P.S. - This was a satirical article.
P.P.S. - I don’t think all cops are unhinged, insecure individuals with small-man syndrome who should never have been given a badge and simply use their position of authority to satisfy hostile urges to bully, intimidate, and harass the general public with little recourse. I’d estimate only about 25% are, and, sadly, this 71-year-old man had the misfortune of encountering one of them. We hope he’s able to make a full recovery and that the officer who assaulted him is never allowed to serve as a cop again.
