Usually, the Thanksgiving holiday is off the table for me—mostly because of its historical ramifications and the lingering resentments tied to the ongoing genocide and absolute holocaust against Native people, culture, and traditions. You know, little things that don't align with Ryan Walter's mythological version of patriotic American history.
That being said… damn, I really want some roasted turkey!
Around the holiday season, most restaurants, diners, and fast-food joints roll out special meal deals. These often feature a mishmash of Thanksgiving-themed dishes for the caustic celebration—ranging from unsavory Tofurky bites to large cranberry sauce pizzas with extra gravy.