Back in the TLO Brah Stool days, we always made sure to keep a close tab on the online gallivants of local news babes. We did this because we watched local news, enjoyed attractive women, and – most importantly – wanted to get a bunch of clicks!
But now that we’ve, uhm, changed with the times and matured, no longer watch local news, and clicks don’t really matter like they used to, we don’t cover that beat with the same vigor or gusto.
In fact, I kind of forget that beat still exists until Glen Powell does something like set his eyes on Emily Sutton, or an Ogle Mole sends us an email like this: