The creepy-looking guy pictured above who looks like he shouldn’t be allowed to live within 1,000 feet of a school, church, or petting zoo, is Oklahoma State Representative Fester P. McSpanky.
Well, at least that should be his name.
It’s really Jim Olsen. He’s an infamous, loud-and-proud Oklahoma Republican and leading member of the Derplahoman Caucus, so I guess it’s not a surprise to learn he’s fighting hard to protect the cherished Conservative principle of allowing adults to physically harm children.