In a case that’s led to many unanswered split ends, OKCPD needs the public’s assistance in identifying a woman who pulled off a daring ‘cut-and-dash’ at a local hair salon.
She was last seen fleeing the scene wearing dark sunglasses, a wig, and a head scarf – and judging by the surveillance photos snapped from the salon, you can quickly understand why.
Yikes!
While I’d never advocate skipping out on a salon bill, when you leave looking like a high school dropout prepping for a big job interview at the local vape shop, well, I can see why she might have made a hasty exit.
That being said, until the state cosmetology board authorizes some sort of consumer protest system for tragic haircuts, you’ve got to grit your teeth and pay up. Trust me, as a former man-of-hair who frequented esteemed establishments like Super Cuts, Sports Clips, and even Fantastic Sams – quick shoutout to Doc and Bubble Gum – I know all about enduring bad haircuts, and I paid for every single one.