In a case that’s led to many unanswered split ends, OKCPD needs the public’s assistance in identifying a woman who pulled off a daring ‘cut-and-dash’ at a local hair salon.
She was last seen fleeing the scene wearing dark sunglasses, a wig, and a head scarf – and judging by the surveillance photos snapped from the salon, you can quickly understand why.
Yikes!
While I’d never advocate skipping out on a salon bill, when you leave looking like a high school dropout prepping for a big job interview at the local vape shop, well, I can see why she might have made a hasty exit.
That being said, until the state cosmetology board authorizes some sort of consumer protest system for tragic haircuts, you’ve got to grit your teeth and pay up. Trust me, as a former man-of-hair who frequented esteemed establishments like Super Cuts, Sports Clips, and even Fantastic Sams – quick shoutout to Doc and Bubble Gum – I know all about enduring bad haircuts, and I paid for every single one.
Here’s a closer look at the follicular fiasco:
Okay, so it looks like she may have got her eyebrows and eyelashes butchered, too. It’s like she asked for “the works” and got “the worst!”
Okay, that was mean. I’m sure whoever or whatever did the work did it well, but I’ll never understand the fake eyelash / insane eyebrow posse styling craze that swept the world. Then again, I’m old and out of touch so what do I know?
Anyway, the post has racked up a ton of comments on Facebook, mostly from people poking fun at the woman or lamenting that Facebook won’t let them share the post to further spread the hilarity. They haven’t been able to identify her yet, but with the salon offering a possible cash reward – and not free services – I bet they’ll find her soon.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
