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Edmond Community Enjoying New Phallic Fun Park…

10:32 AM EDT on April 12, 2024

Watch out, OKC Cock Ring! You’re not the only phallic landmark around town!  

Thanks to a tip via the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve learned the new playground equipment installed at historic Stephenson Park is erecting immature smiles and giggles across the faces of Edmond residents. 

Located only a mile or two from the fabled Morning Woods neighborhood, the centerpiece of the remodeled 130-year-old park is a futuristic slide that residents have given various nicknames, ranging from the Magic Thruster to the Penile Shoot to the Strap-On-Slide-Down: