I would never condone the activities of our state’s criminals, low-lifes and objectively stupid people, but you have to admit, sometimes they do stuff that looks like a lot of fun.
For example, check out this video of a lady named Maggie Caudle. She stole a truck from a Tahlequah car dealership and then promptly took it on a joyride through an artificial turf middle school football field.
It’s made the local news and rounds on social media:
Once again, I know stealing and destroying property is bad and everything, but outside of crashing the truck, that looks really really fun! It’s a bucket list item for sure! No wonder Maggie looked so happy in her mugshot!
Seriously, I think everyone who hasn’t been a homecoming king or queen has wondered what it’s like to drive a car onto a football field and let loose, so I’d like to thank Maggie for letting us live vicariously through her.
I hope she enjoys her stay in jail, gets the treatment she needs, and even befriends Brenton Hager. I’m sure they both have some fun stories to tell.