When it comes to German-engineered automobiles, I’m a sucker for the masculine power, elegance, and prestige of all things Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, especially when it comes to their turbo-powered M-class machines that go from 0 - 60 in under 4 seconds.
That being said, I also admire the luxury, class, and feel of Mercedes automobiles, and how they make drivers and passengers feel like pampered members of the rising bourgeoisie.
I don’t have strong thoughts on Audi or Porsche, but I would drive one for a few weeks before selling it if you parked it in my driveway. If you gave me a VW, I’d quickly swap it out for a Kia.
I’m sharing my thoughts on German automobiles because Wendy Suares – the sizzling evening anchor for KOKH Channel 25 and certified member of the untrustworthy and very biased leftwing media who hates America according to Ryan Langston-Walters – recently got in a car wreck while driving around in her Mercedes:
UPDATE- y’all had big opinions on whether they’d total my car, so I couldn’t leave you hanging.
— Wendy Suares📺 (@wsuares) December 1, 2023
It’s TOTALED. https://t.co/slftVQbEQF
Yikes! That sucks for Wendy, but I’m glad she’s okay. She does a really good job tormenting Ryan Walters, Kevin Stitt, and the rest of our government stooges on Twitter, and I don’t want anything bad to happen to her. I’ll let you know when she gets a Go Fund Me setup so we can all contribute to it.