I think we all know who stuffs the Thanksgiving turkey in the Mullin household.
Just when you thought Markwayne couldn’t look any dumber following his contrived and choreographed tough guy act during a Senate hearing – and the PR campaign that followed it – Politico filed a report documenting how the Oklahoma jokester politician likes to stick his fingers into moist human orifices, specifically people’s nostrils.
From Business Insider via Politico:
The wife of a former Republican congressman said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his fingers in the noses of sleeping congressional spouses for photo ops on a trip to Israel.
Well, that puts a trip to the holy land in a new perspective.
I thought about quoting more from the article, but I think that sentence succinctly describes Markwayne’s uniquely imbecilic and juvenile behavior, and just how perfect of a representative he is for (most) of the Oklahoma people.