Cue your “It’s Been Zero Days Since Oklahoma Was a National Embarrassment” graphic!
Early this week, “job creators” from around the country learned there’s at least one uncivilized state left to avoid after Governor Kevin Stitt recorded a cheerful video message for a meeting of the Oklahoma Gamefowl Commission – the rural yardbird organization that’s trying to overturn the will of civilized Oklahoma voters and decriminalize the ancient animal blood sport of cockfighting.
In the video, Stitter specifically expressed his remorse for not attending the event to pander to attendees in person and let the rural rednecks know he was cheering them on from the sidelines as they fight to restore Oklahoma’s “long and storied history” of producing angry chickens that are trained to fight to the death for the viewing and gambling enjoyment of high school dropouts, low-lives and other men who drive Ford pickups and don’t know how to read good.