Calling all bounty hunters, paparazzis, and celebrity-chasing mayors!
According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Department, a celebrity impersonating fraudster is currently making his way around metro home improvement stores using stolen credit cards to fund an apparent bathroom remodel.
Here are some pics they shared on Facebook:
Listen, I know Johnny Depp's let himself go a bit over the past couple of years – watching Amber Heard poop in your bed will do that to a man – but I think you'd need to pop some of the high-powered blotter acids from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to believe that person looks like Johnny Depp.
Yeah, he has black hair and is wearing a silly hat, but I'm not sure I'd mistake him for Johnny Depp while buying paint at Lowe's. I can maybe see a resemblance to a semi-melted Johnny Depp wax figurine, but that's probably getting too specific.
Anyway, if you see this guy, I guess call crime stoppers, or better yet, ask him to buy you something in return for not ratting him out.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll keep you advised.
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