If you're an Oklahoma lawmaker looking to score some grandstanding brownie points with voters and the national media, have I got an idea for you – propose that the Monday following the Super Bowl be a state holiday for rest and recovery!
Sure, we may not have an NFL team in Oklahoma, but we love sports, drugs, and rich, high-fat, processed foods that are terrible for you, so all of our state's workers – especially those who are forced to provide digestible Internet content the day after – would thank you greatly.
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